I am a butt I am a big butt
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout #yolo
Maybe you don’t need the whole world to love you, you know, maybe you just need...– Kermit The Frog (via youcantry)
That awkward moment when your most depressing moment of leaving is knowing you’re probably never going to have this delicious poutine ever again.
Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would I’d never...– Winnie the Pooh A.A. Milne (via satiable)
male character: i made a mistake
fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
female character: i made a mistake
fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
Go anon and ask me anything you're curious about....
I just washed my favorite bra………. and the fucking thing BROKE. ARGH!! IM SO PISSED!!
ogremom: rick santorum is the human approximation of peeing in a bathroom stall and realizing there is no toilet paper but theres no one in the bathroom who you can ask to slide a roll to you under the door so you sit there for ten minutes just kind of hoping things are gonna dry off down there and when you stand up you figure you should kick at the handle thing to flush it because your mom told...
pregnantmermaid: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh