October 2011
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“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via simko)
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Just gonna leave this here
touyababy:
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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-lifefantastic: I’m only on my second drink and I feel tipsy as FUQQQ tequilllkkaaaa you’re ryuingin my LIGE
Oct 1st
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wishyouwould: couldbeyourlife: juvjuvychan: couldbeyourlife: It just reminds me of all the OMG PARALLEL AT ME BRO posts that used to go around trying to prove that Klaine = St. Berry and Kum = Finchel and the show was intending that to be what we see etc etc etc and how Kurt = Sam where random as fuck screen cap was slapped next to another and was THE PROOF (or the bullshit about like OH...
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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September 2011
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Sep 28th
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TROO LAV. A YAOI FANCITION
Uke: /OBLIGATORY UKE RESISTENCE
Seme: /OBLIGATORY SEME RAPE
Uke: \UKE FAIS
Seme: /INTENSE SEME STARE /BISHIE
Uke: B-BUT SEME-SAN..YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
Seme: NO KAWAIIUKEDESUCHAN YOU ARE WRONG
Seme: I LOVE YOU
Seme: I RAPED YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY I LOVE YOU
Uke: TH-THAT'S TRUE..BUT..
Uke: /AVERTS GAZE TEARFULLY, UNCERTAIN
Seme: /FORCEFULL KISS
Uke: /BIG, FAT UKEY BLOBS OF TEARS ROLLED DOWN
Seme: /I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE?! /LE SEME PASSION OVERFLOWS
Uke: /PLEASE BE ROUGH EVEN IF I SEEM DELICATE AND INNOCENT I'M ACTUALLY NOT
Uke: /MORE TEARS PLZ
Seme: /BONDAGE?!
Uke: OH, N-NO../CONSTIPATED UKE FACE HERE
Seme: PFFFF
Seme: /IGNORES BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU WILL LIKE IT IN THE END
Uke: /I WON'T
Uke: /I SWEAR
Uke: /..I'LL ACT LIKE I DON'T?
Seme: /I AM SEME THEREFORE I IGNORE YOUR DESIRES
Uke: /WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF
Seme: /LET ME FUQ U
Uke: /B-B-BUT....
Seme: /THAT ONE SWEET MOMENT WHERE THE SEME EMBRACES THE UKE AND THEN
Seme: EVERYTHING IS OK SEXUALLY
Uke: /EVERYTHING SEXUAL IS SENSUAL
Uke: /EMBRACES BACK AND REALIZES THAT THIS IS WHERE THE UKE SHOULD BE
Seme: /ENGAGES IN PASSIONATE SEX
Uke: /MOANZ ALL NIGHT
Seme: /THIS MEANS WE'RE IN LOVE RIGHT
Uke: /WELL DUH
Seme: /MANRY GRUNTS
Uke: /WEEPY NOISES
Uke: /Y CANT HAS BONDAGE I'LL ACTT LIKE I HATE IT I SWEAR
Seme: /BONDS
Uke: /UKIEST NOISES YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR SEME EXISTENCE
Seme: /LIKES THESE GIRLY MOANS APPARENTLY
Uke: /IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE ACTUALLY
Seme: /THAT'S OK, I AM THRUSTING VIOLENTLY AND SOMEHOW NOT INJURING YOU
Uke: /NOTE THE FACT THAT YOUR DICK IS WILDLY LARGE TOO
Uke: /WHIMPERS @ THE INTENSE PAIN AND GRASPS THE BED SHEETS
Seme: /NOTICES YOU ARE SOMEHOW NOT BLEEDING AND ARE COMPLETELY ENJOYING THIS EVEN THOUGH IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME
Uke: /IN FACT, I AM NOT ONLY ENJOYING IT, I'M ASKING YOU TO THRUST HARDER
Seme: /DOES SO
Uke: /BITES ON BED SHEETS
Seme: /KEEPS THRUSTING BECAUSE SEMES NEVER GASM FIRST
Uke: /OH RIGHT
Uke: /GASMS ALL OVER THE PLACE
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE YOU, DOESN'T LOOK EXHAUSTED AT ALL
Uke: /WHILE ON THE OTHER HAND, IS WORN OUT AND STILL SOBBING
Seme: /MAKES OUT WITH TO CALM DOWN
Uke: /YEAH BECAUSE I REALLY NEED LESS AIR RIGHT NOW
Uke: /MAKES OUT WITH, STILL SUBMISSIVE AS FUCK
Seme: /OOPS TIME FOR ROUND 2
Uke: /UP FOR DAT, LET'S TRY IT AGAINST THE WALL
Seme: /SHOVES AGAINST WALL, DOES FROM BEHIND
Uke: B-B-BUT I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE.../GLANCES OVER SHOULDER WEEPINGLY
Seme: .....U-UKE..... /THIS IS A REALLY MOVING MOMENT /KISSES SWEETLY AND DOES FROM THE FRONT
Uke: /IS THE HAPPIEST UKE ON THE PLANET
Uke: /CRIES WHILE BEING SCREWED TO EMPHASIZE THIS
Seme: /FINDS THIS CUTE AND APPEALING IN A PARTNER
Seme: /IS IN RABBU
Uke: /MORE IN RABBU AND CLINGS TO THE PAIN-INFLICTING PARTNER DESU
Uke: /IS UNKNOWINGLY A MASOCHIST ASWELL
Seme: /AREN'T ALL UKES?
Uke: O-OH..SEME-SAN. /GASMS ONCE MORE
Uke: /UKES? MASOCHISTS? NAHH
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE AGAIN
Seme: /YOU'RE SO CUTE
Seme: /WITH ALL THOSE TEARS
Seme: /AND SNOTTY RUNNY NOSE
Uke: /YOU FORGOT MY BLUSHY FACE AND 12 YEAR OLD BODY
Seme: /THAT TOO
Seme: /BUT THAT'S A GIVEN
Seme: /PLUS YOUR GIANT ASS EYES
Uke: /AND TINY DICK
Seme: /YOUR TINY DICK IS SO CUTE DUH
Seme: /IT'S WHAT ALL GAY MEN WANT IN A PARTNER
Sep 28th
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jyuubi: Get to know me animationalley: 1. The meaning behind my URL 2. Weakness 3. Bestfriend(s) 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Fact about my sex life 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life...
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 26th
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I Hate Your Smile by StupidMotherFucker
-lifefantastic: You’re killing me, inside and out and I can’t stand it. But if it makes you smile in the least, then I think maybe I will be okay because I’ll become strong. Then I can protect you from this shit called life.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Throw a fandom in my ask and i will tell you:
Favourite Person: Least Favourite Person: Prettiest Person: Most Beautiful Person: Person I Want to Marry: Person With Whom I Want to Be Best Friends: Favourite Pairing: Unpopular Opinion:
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind.
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Help promote me?
jyuubi: I don’t usually do these things, but I want my graphics and themes to be seen more, to get around more. So if you wouldn’t mind reblogging…? <3 http://jyuubi.tumblr.com - personal http://tsukia.tumblr.com - graphics http://manatopia.tumblr.com - themes I don’t think this’ll be reblogged much, so I say…I’ll promote anyone on my personal blog who reblogs this, as long as you’re...
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Okay, I'll stop. I'm sorry ;A;
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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