November 2011
thecolortheskyoughttabe:
so cheating is not cool
maybe the fairy tales are wrong, maybe there isn’t one person in the world for everyone. and you know what? fine. I can live with that. relationships are hard fucking work, straight up. but cheating on someone is disgusting. lots of people in the world are hot. you may get the urge to sleep with people other than who you’re dating, and it may...
511. At Luna's wedding, the whole of the front row...
gred-forge-weasley:
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archaeosaur:
just, fuck, man, LET PEOPLE PLAY AROUND WITH THEIR IDENTITES, let people question themselves and try on a label, let people experiment, let people do their own goddamn thing
gender is fluid, sexuality is fluid, and no one completely knows themselves nor will anybody really ever completely know themselves before they die, why is it so hard to just leave people alone instead of...
DUDE PHONE WHAT THE FUCK. WHY YOU DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF GOOD STORYTIME?
Sorry, Skit. Ugh and I can’t call back right away cause IPhone is a dickface and it has to be charged a certain amount before I can turn it back on.
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear Santa,
Dear future me,
Dear person I’m jealous of
Dear person I had a crush on.
thecolortheskyoughttabe:
every family is psychotic
Junes is the equivalent of Walmart.
Guys. Nanako is getting excited about Walmart.
No. No.
No, Yosuke, in fact, I would never ever get on the same bicycle as you, you vertically challenged moron.
I legitimately want a teacher like Mr. Morooka.
If I am walking to school and a dude wipes out on...
I am going to ask him if he’s okay while blatantly laughing at him.
Not walk away. WHY WOULD YOU WALK AWAY, HOT-SHIT SUKAFUCK??
With a collaboration of Skit and Jes, the protagonist has been named Hot-Shit SukAFuck. Atlus, you have the best fans.
Finally getting to start my own game of Persona 4....
antisocialfairy:
fastwords replied to your photo: Mmm ripe mango
SOB WHY DO YOU SHOW ME SUCH DELICIOUS FOOD WHEN I AM HUNGRY, DUDE? NOT COOL, BRO. NOT COOL.
GO GET SOME!!
gently squeeze it to make sure its ripe. no so soft that your fingers go through, but soft that it gives a little bit when you push on it! its really yummy!
JES, bro? SHUT. UP.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I...
allupinyourhood:
Attitude Interviewer: What would you say is the gayest thing about you?
Stephen Fry: Um, my preference for men and having sex with them rather than women in the end must be it.